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  Interests • Music • Optical Illusions • Just For Laugh

         Calculus Joke

Pick-up lines for math galz:
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a derivable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
If I am an eigen vector, you'd be my eigen value.

                      Chemistry Joke

Person A picks up the phone and starts to dial 6-0-2-3-10-23 and says, "Is Mr. Avogadro there?".

Person B: " Who? Ya got a wrong number!"

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